The other day my Mom had to take me to the vet because I wasn't feeling well. She said I was too heavy to carry in her arms the whole way, so she strapped me onto the back of her bike and pushed the bike all the way to the vet. I told her to just ride it, but she was too afraid of me falling off.
She told me to cover my eyes when we walked past this building with red lights on it and pretty ladies in the windows, but I didn't listen. And, boy, I can't even tell you what I saw on this blog! Mama told me not to repeat it.